trying to pee with a boner
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Tides in and out, Earth’s energetic breaths constantly brushing up against my face,
Grains of sand built up between my kneading toes, relieved to be home once again.
Ocean’s loving kiss, salty permeation happily greets my arrival.
Courageously plunging myself into her freezing arms, numbness fills all corners of my body,
Clothing once weighing tons begins to dissolve. Anxiousness is replaced with exhilaration.
Deeper I sink, into the bluest of blues, content with these depths, I do nothing to fight this struggle.
Heartbeat slows to a halt, extremities cold and useless. Isolated in the darkness never to return.
Overwhelmed by hopelessness, my mind grows darker by the moment.
A satisfied smirk emerges. Only one thought goes through my mind,
"Is this it?"
I could be attacked by a million of the these little bunnies and would seriously not care at all
like just come attack me
attack me with kisses
i hadn’t even scrolled down all the way before i knew that last gif would be there
If you’re ever lucky enough to find a girl who is a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind, you should hold onto that. Because she’ll be yours at two in the morning and at two in the afternoon the following day. She’ll kiss you where it hurts and until it hurts. And that’s important. Someone who not only knows how to turn you on but also knows how to treat you right is someone worth a little something… and a little more than usual.
It’s my birthday and I’m 25 and I’m getting old as fuck. But! I’m super excited because cool people I know think I’m cool and they’re giving me some of their stuff because they’re extra cool. And when it’s their birthday, I return the cool other other cool stuff.
Yep, we’re all cool.
- Kiss like you mean it.
- Remember their birthday, every year.
- Make them feel special, even on a monday night with a forecast of rain.
- Befriend their Mom, she will tell you stories that no one else can.
- Order each other food at restaurants, just to try something new.
- Shower together, you may learn to love your body, by seeing the desire and passion in your partners eyes.
- Leave notes when you go out for the day, it will make you feel safe.
- Watch the Breakfast Club, and pump up your fist in the end, even if it only happens once.
- Care for each other when sick, soup is the easiest thing to make.
- Make chocolate covered strawberries in summer simply because you can.
- Go fishing with their Dad, and listen to what he has to say, even if he may have trouble saying it.
- Give each other little presents, even if its just a rose on friday the 13th.
- Get angry, but forgive.
- Love, love with all you’ve got.
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I know it has been quite awhile since I’ve posted anything on this blog. I’ve mostly been reflecting on everything that has happened this past year and how it has effected me. Also maybe because I’ve been watching shows on Netflix and playing Assassin’s Creed 4 on my shiny new Xbox One that I haven’t really been “inspired” to write something worthy of my 500th post. So here we go.
2013 was quite the year. The world had to resettle after the whole December 2012 end of the world, Grand Theft Auto 5, the NSA scandal, Pacific Rim being the greatest movie of 2013, the Xbox One, and of course getting new shoes for Christmas really cherry topped my sundae this year.
I’ve also met some new people this year I really hope I won’t forget any time soon. They’ve been supportive and caring and pretty much the most badass people I’ll probably ever meet.
I got a full time job and I’m working on saving some money to get my own place and spend most of it on getting my tattoos this year.
And hopefully, when fall comes around, all my ties to Central Oregon will be gone and I can finally leave and go back to school. My plan is to get into politics because there I really feel like I can change things with the right amount of people behind me. Either that, or start writing full time and write my book I’ve started a long time ago.
Here’s to 2014 and I hope everyone finds happiness, love, and above all else… Really good food that’ll blow your mind.
I love you all who follow me! (All 67 of you crazy people)
He’s like… “Human, thank you for making me a lion. However, I come for you. After my nap.”
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All I ever want to do is three things.
1. Live in the mountains where I can live with my garden, my typewriter, loads of paper, and more tea than The Boston Tea party.
2. Live on the beach with all of the above.
3. Or live in Italy on the villa and with all of the above.
In reality, all I want to do is write. I want to write about YOU.
About your smile and how every time I see it my hearth melts and leaps out of my chest at the same time. About how your hair gets in your face and you get so frustrated that you can’t see what you’re doing.
Or maybe about how my fingertips caress the unending plains that is your soft skin. How each bump surfaces with nothing more than an exhalation of breath. Or the natural light pink of your lips and how they quiver with anticipation for a kiss long overdue.
In reality, all I really want is you.
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Something about December always makes me feel lost some how. Maybe it’s the bitter bite of Winter’s chill, the crunch of the frozen ground below my feet, or the overall absent of natural colors.
I find myself always longing to be with that one person who warms my heart. No matter how far away she is, be it one mile or years of traveling, I’ll never be truly, completely warm.
Who are you
Whats your favorite color
Favorite ice cream flavor
Do you have a cat
reblogging again bc I already got some from really cute people, but it makes me unreasonably happy to read these from you SO KEEP ON SENDING THEM
So I made dinner. (Excuse the mismatched plates) its Pork and Shrimp deep fried pot stickers (homemade filling with cabbage and green onions) and Deer and Broccoli with peppers and rice.
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